all non-essential personnel
please report direct to hell
the sniffy puffies all outraged
the lowies are outside a cage
dreamies from the sickest wump
a freak! a schlep! a schlub! a stump
a nothing-goes-here-anymore
they closed down the iced cream store
dead horses wuffle in the road
dark-faced cowboys lose their load
in darkness squeals and fights and wins
and shocks the tour guide hung by pins
nothing goes here anymore
t’was carted off by deputies
and thrown into the river trees
down gray hulks that lurk in the murk
and wait for fruit.