i didn’t come here to get my x waxed
i came to get the z for my little me-archy
semper fi see darkly
puffy little b-head

the detail gets me all sparkle-headed
i been there but i wast to withdraw
too many turns in the law
spang on the steel

crackerjack country club hero volley
i wasn’t doing that any bit
what i do is direct hit
down to the very bottom

some men stand aside from me
gaping jacks don’t like the stream
somehow the hard air of Xioujang
muddies with their brains

i ain’t heard from aldous head
two long years i think he’s dead
the only man i ever met
lays out words still wet
and shiny